August is almost here… and some of us are still working
(or at least trying). Here’s a post for those who are in urgent need of holidays.
You know you need holidays when…
You stopped hearing your alarm clock a month ago,
or started stopping it
and then sobbed uncontrollably ’cause it’s way too late.
When you manage to get to the office you’re still like
and when you recover all you can do is either this
Until it’s 5pm… then you just run out yelling.
The closest you’ve been to an exotic summer holiday is a pineapple,
that’s why your lack of tan makes you shine (bright like a diamond)
and your swimming skills have become worse than this
The worst part is that all your friends are on holiday
and you know because Facebook AND Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat…
But don’t panic
We’re here for you
We know how you feel
There’s nothing better than an
Happy (non-)holidays to you all 🙂